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Final Fantasy Syndrome

Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.

Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.
by Magnus Dong November 19, 2024
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The 2003 Silver Cup Final

You had to be there...

Third down and 37, Calgary Stampeders with the ball, Silver Cup on the line.

Up the middle comes the Fullback, #34. He's tackled, 2 legs wrapped up on the 30 yard line, but he has one more.

On one fucking leg he makes it to the end zone, inch by inch, pulling defenders - it reaches for the end zone, touchdown. Stampeders win.

Post-game interview, sheer-shock and awe, 9 months later - SNQ.

You had to see it to believe it, what a day.
"You had to be there, haven't seen anything like it since the 2003 Silver Cup Final"

"He split her right up the middle, just like the 2003 Silver Cup Final"
by FuckLukeCowan February 25, 2024
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Finals Curse

A term for a phenomenon in osu! where the US was unable to win the osu! World Cup (OWC) without performing a bracket reset. The curse was broken in 2019 when the US went crazy and obliterated everyone, defeating South Korea in the Grand Finals 7-0.
fieryrage: I can't believe we need to do a bracket reset
Apraxia: Dude it's the Finals Curse
by Kerbalover99 September 28, 2022
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(READ PAVLE WALK STAGE 3 TO UNDERSTAND) - This is where you are desperate and have no hope of finding anyone and your slowly turning red in the face This is LAST RESORT and in dying need of a smash. You go to your family home and come over to your grandma and bend her over to violently suck the shit out of her ass and after have anal with your grandma. After this you poison your whole family and smash the shit out of all of them when there laying dead on the floor. When the police arrive you threaten to seduce them, Than you violently snort out the window asserting your dominance against the police, They get so afraid they start to run away in fear and some even shit themselves.
Person 1: OMG did you hear about that news report on the Pavle Walk Stage 4 (FINAL STAGE)
Person 2: OMG YES THATS SO SCARY, Didn't think anyone would get so desperate...
by John Wock May 18, 2023
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finally

“after a horribly boring and long time
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
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Reddit Final Boss

The ultimate Reddit Troll — the kind of user who won’t just report you and get you banned, but will spin the block digitally by spreading misinformation about you afterward. They live for chaos: spamming your inbox, stalking your comment history, and arguing for hours until you delete the post out of pure exhaustion. Usually found haunting controversial subs like gang pages, hood subs, or culture threads. Basically an internet terrorist powered by Red Bull and self-righteousness. If you meet one, back away slowly — it’s not worth the time.
Holy shit, I think I just met the Reddit Final Boss. The dude got me banned and now he’s posting like I’m the troll…wtf.” — Average Joe
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 14, 2025
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The Final Scare

First used by the YouTube Channel GoodBadFlicks in his video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?", The Final Scare is when a movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise
"Of the eight horror films Blumhouse released theatrically in 2015, five of them (Unfriended, Insidious Chapter 3, The Gallows, Sinister II and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension 3D) ended with The Final Scare"
by Clamanath June 29, 2016
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