Ethan

Ethan is the greatest person you will ever meet... He is super-smart, sporty,hot, always gets the chicks because he has a huge dick... He is really funny and is usually hanging with girls or his family.

Girl: Omg me and Ethan fucked last night
Other girl: I bet your pussy hurts from Ethan's big dick

by IloveEthan84 December 10, 2017

Ethan

Don’t date him because he will break your heart like a broken Xbox controller

Girl 1: “ ew! Why is he so ugly”
Girl 2: “ because he’s Ethan”

by Miraculouslover November 2, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the kindest, most generous person! No matter the circumstance, he will stand up for what's right and stay by your side. He definitely has your back because Ethan cares about the people around him. He tries to make everyone laugh, and it works because his humor cracks everyone up. Ethan has a talent for seeking good in others. He will always compliment you, even he doesn't realize that he is doing it. Everyone loves Ethan because he is so compassionate, and his loyalty makes the room light up. Ethan is a hardworker. No matter how good he is at something, Ethan has the humbling desire to always do better, which is why he is competent in so many things! If you ever get the chance to know someone named Ethan, do it, and you won't regret it.

Girl A: Who is that?
Girl B: That is none other than the Ethan, there is no one else like him.
Ethan is AWESOME!!

by amazing.dreamergirl September 25, 2019

Ethan

hes like my pet rat ugly and fat but has sexy toes of man if i could get a day with his toes ill take it any day cmon we all love his toes.......especially his kids

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

Is the type of guy that is not sweet hearted and has lots of acne. This type of guy is all talk and is a pussy.

Stop being an Ethan and fight me

by Yuhutuguv November 11, 2018

Ethan

Just Gay Trust Me Just Gay!

Girl(1): Hey Does Ethan Have A Girlfriend Yet?
Girl(2): No He Has A Boyfriend Because He Is Gay!

by Brayden Big Dick January 25, 2020

Ethan

A sexy beast with an enourmous penis. His cock fills all the women with immense pleasure as he plunges into them. He's smart and intelligent and witty and tall and dreamy. Everybody loves him and no one has a bigger dick. Girls lick, suck, and slurp it

Ethan: hey
Luke: let me suck your cock

by Nathan smith December 9, 2017