employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

engineering

Where the noble semi-skilled workers execute the vision of those who are able to think and dream.

Michael started off college as a physics major but later switched to electrical engineering after realizing he was just not smart enough to ponder the mysteries of the Universe in any real meaningful way.

by PortlandScience October 9, 2012

engineer gaming

Unfunny meme tf2 players say and expect laughs

incell_78: engineer gaming
engineer gaming: xDDDDD

by puffa2 January 7, 2021

engayed

When two gay people become engaged.

Did you hear that Danielle and Alexandria became engayed the other day?

by hag111 July 27, 2009

without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde

If you are building an electric chair in your basement without knowledge in engineering, you are not only slicing the pineapple but the result may be Frankenstein.

by Sexydimma March 7, 2021

enginerd

All engineers, especially ones that hang out and look at computer dating services all day. A person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems.

Why are you such an enginerd?

by K November 30, 2003

Engayed

its like engaged only between 2 homosexuals

"Hey how is your relationship with Pierre going?"
"We got engayed last night"

by rawwwwwwrgan September 19, 2009