English Summer Rain

1. often a phrase to describe a large load landing on one's face

2. describes girl's cum landing on one's face

3. name given to feeling of fe/male ejaculation landing on one's face

4. Cum
Tony: What happened last night?
Fred: I went down on her but when she finished I felt her English Summer Rain
by dahdragonslayaa August 24, 2009
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Urban Dictionary English

The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.
Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!

J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
by Avery Clapsaddle September 30, 2011
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English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast
by albynospyder July 11, 2015
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English frog eyes

When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.
Quit talking baby and take my load or ill give you a nice pair of English frog eyes.
by DDOGVITO April 09, 2017
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English Country Bumpkin

A person who lives in rural England. Usually wears barbers and/or wellies.
See that guy with that barber?

Yeah, what an English country bumpkin!
by WillyLily December 10, 2011
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The English Cream Tea

A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.
by tanski27 March 17, 2011
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english muffin time

Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed
"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"

"Nah thats too early, how about 8"
by exceptional September 06, 2013
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