EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

shit gets real when its the emergency frog situation

Matt: EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
Person 2: WHERE THIS IS SERIOUS HELPPPP *runs*
Person 3: *runs, stumbles and dies*
Person 4: *has a bust-session*

by garysmattressinc March 25, 2024

Emerico

Emerico is a very nice guy , and really smart , emerico can come off as dumb and very sarcastic , but emerico is a fucking geek and a nerd. emerico is that one peed out the pod fuck that geek

Person 1: Emerico is such a geek

by emericolover21 April 29, 2024

Eerospace Engineer

An aerospace engineer named Eero. He also uses large vocabulary purposely to stump people.

Did you hear about the amazing work that eerospace engineer did?

by tocatwiththeuniverse May 15, 2024

Eero

A piece of shit app that your fuckhead parents use when they don’t want you on ur phone. It is such a pain in the fucking ass as it can be done randomly to any device connected to ur Wi-Fi. If you want to become a deadbeat dad this is a great first step as ur children will no longer love you ass you have become a fucking loser taking ur children off the internet. Also it is so simple to use as it can be put on a fucking iPad for fucks sake. So remember parents become the person you hate and download eero now.

Say ur about to finish that level in some video game u have have been sweating ur ass off and once ur about to finish it that cocsucking mother fucking app Eero kicks in and all ur progress is lost.

by James big pimpin Kummerow June 1, 2024

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024

Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?

Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

emerculate

Merc, or emerculate: To kill, or eliminate something - used in a videogame scenario.
ee-mur-k-you-late

I just emerculated them. Time to emerculate them.

by 42bird. February 3, 2026