Uncle Eddie

When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.

I'm ready for my date! Needed a trim so I pulled an Uncle Eddie at a tattoo shop and dipped out!

by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024

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to eddie it

Young punk Eddie climbed up on the bridge, shouted that he was punk and nobody could tell him otherwise, then jumped. He didnt survive the fall.

"to eddie it"
Meaning: to mess up a stunt so bad it goes completely wrong.

Example between friends:
"Bro you almost eddied it off that rail."
"Dont eddie it, man, land it clean."

by em0gir1sl0v3r February 17, 2026

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Eddie! • Eddie Munson • Eddie Van Halen • Eddie Vedder • Eddie Guerrero • eddie murphy • Eddie Izzard • eddied • Eddiesexual • eddie cahill

Capt Eddie Snorkel

While eating a man’s ass you are beating him off at the same time.. IE.. “adjusting the snorkel while diving”

I gave him the proper Capt Eddie Snorkel and now he won’t stop calling me!

by Ejtpa1 November 25, 2025

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This refers to kid who live in farifax in the ghetto. he is whit as can be but yet insist on being or acting black he drives a s-dime and its so shitty it has more bondo then a bondo factory, he is a poser. he is defently the most pathetic peice of crap in the world and im tired of his compton ass shit! Note: he got the smallest dick u can imagine and i have proof from all his gf's.

Black kid: "yo that compton ass eddie is a poser, he think he black, lets bank him nigga"

by beanie shmegals March 11, 2005

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