Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed

On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.

by Eushshtb December 16, 2023

Earth Day

1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl

Earth day is on Saturday this year.

by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023

Earth Trip

when a earthquake hit, and you get traveled from one area to another.

yeah bro that earth trip was crazy, I went from this area to a centimeter away.

by lego_nutella April 29, 2023

Odesa's Earth Day Speech

A saying that refers a bad speech that will go down hill and become an embarrassment.

'My speech is going to be such and Odesa's earth day speech.'

by anonymous May 1, 2023

earth pirapat

Thai actor who is fine as hell and it's a true definition of daddy.

Earth pirapat is so hot, he is daddy!

by SIMPly cute May 11, 2023

earth pirapat

A Thai BL actor who is fine as hell and it's a true definition of daddy.

Earth pirapat is so hot!
Mix is such a lucky guy.

by SIMPly cute May 11, 2023

Earth

A inhospitable dangerous planet filled with blasters and knives.

When we get commercial space flight, youll catch me stowed away to leave Earth behind

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023