The lewd act of a homosexual couple where one participant nurtures and trains his fore skin and 'pee hole' to open unnaturally enough for his partner to ‘Dock’ with him in a rather odd and probably painful manner.
His penis really had a wide on, He was as loose as a clowns pocket.. I easily docked with him, Docking with him was exhilarating.
by monkey_man April 25, 2006
Get the Docking mug.The act in which increasingly large circular items are placed inside the "pisshole" of a human penis in order to stretch the hole to awe inspiring sizes. One should continue the action of "docking" until you can place a relay batton inside your penis. Once you have reached this size you should be able to perform frontal male homosexual intercourse.
"Andy Tappin was so happy, he reached the stage where docking a relay batton no longer made his banjo string snap"
by ryanhutch September 29, 2006
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The process of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and once frozen inserting into one's penis. A solo version of docking.
Fuck, Steve's not here to dock my dick tonight. Guess I'm going to have to astro dock myself. Hope I don't get caught astro docking.
by The Red King April 23, 2008
Get the Astro Docking mug.When one man inserts his penis into the penis of another man and slides the skin up over to cover both penises.
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Get the dirty docking mug.while in the heat of passion you flip your lover upside down and begin to piss in her pussy and subsequently drink from it like a cat
i have such a bad taste in my mouth because me and my girlfriend tried the mongolian drinking fountain
by tbunce May 6, 2008
Get the Mongolian drinking fountain mug.The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.
Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour
Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”
Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour
Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”
Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story
by Paddow101 November 4, 2020
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