instant doctor

When you fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury

Instant doctor : Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke

by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020

Doctor Sanchez

A Doctor Sanchez, or Dr. Sanchez, occurs when an individual applies fecal matter from another individual's rectum directly in the space between the nose and lip while wearing latex gloves, leaving a mustache made from their own feces. It is essentially a dirty sanchez with the finger instead of the member.

I went to the doctor and he checked my prostate while I was prostrate; but when he finished, he gave me a Doctor Sanchez.

by Boopieman March 5, 2019

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Created Doctor Sparta - Reign

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

Doctors Degree

When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.

Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"

by Mercedes1108 September 28, 2008

Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out

Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out

Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Is Victorious Against Styles P's Cool Out

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

Eliza Coupe Are Doctor Sparta's Song Called "'I Just Might'"

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

doctor it up

means to fix something or help something.

i gotta check your project and if it needs it, we’ll doctor it up.

by g1a-9 November 21, 2023