Over Compulsive Defence Disorder

Someone who can't shut the f*ck up and admit what ever he/she likes is cr*p. Defends things to the last.

People that suffer from this syndrome also have CPOD (can't p*ss off disorder) and SNFD (so not funny disorder). Can be in likeness to Fanboy.

Can be a mainstreamphobic.

Person 1- Hey did you see that show last night, so much better than _____
Over Compulsive Defence Disorder Person- No that show is sh*t, no one with a life would watch that...
Person 2- I would. So would anyone like to go and listen to some Beatles
OCDD- NO! Beatles are rubbish, they cant sing or play an instrument... LOL
Person 1- STFU! SNF! Beatles are the most successful band ever! come dude lets leave this OCDD!
Person 2- Lets go! QUICK BEFORE HE BECOMES CPO!!
OCDD- Hey guys i hadnt finished talking...
2- NOOOO PISS OFF
OCDD- No u piss off
1- OK
OCDD- WAIT FOR ME!
1+2- AHHHHHH!!!!

by mrdeadsexy November 21, 2011

desend

v. to take back a sending, as an email or letter.

Man, I really bitched her out in that email; I wish I could desend it!

by bob g. May 13, 2005

defence

a word used when a person with a low spelling ability attempts to say DEFENSE! , but instead of a second S uses a C, like an idiot

Hey Kristen the Seahawks are about to score a touchdown

Kristen : DEFENCE DEFENCE!!

by JCQ December 9, 2007

war defensive

an effort at jacking up the chances of war. Antonym of peace offensive.

The war defensive of the aggressors was defeated by the peace offensive of the peaceniks.

war instigation, war-mongering, bellicose, violence peace offensive, peace

by uttam maharjan October 9, 2011

twinkie defense

The stance or posture taken by a fat person when you try and take food from their plate.

"I tried to bum a fry from JoJo's plate and that fool struck a "twinkie defense"."

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

quaker defense

the act of shoving your opponent while he or she is attemtping to bash. Style of defense created by the quaker of crunk

Jordan was pushed into the brick wall as a result of the quaker defense

by JayJ July 15, 2005

Dependa

A military spouse who is a defendant of his or her active duty spouse

Michelle's a dependa since her husband is in the Air Force.

by MichellePresnell May 15, 2016