David 

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.

David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.

David by Slunken April 16, 2020

David 

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.

"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."

David by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020

David 

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

David by howtosucdick June 2, 2020

David 

David is gay

David is doodoo

David by Gamerlol7969 June 9, 2020

David 

David is a loser dick fuckwad piece of shit drunken controlling tiny sick brainless ball sack.

Oh that guy... he’s such a David.

David by Durhamsucks July 14, 2020

David 

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit

David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David

David by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020

David 

David is gay and always thinks he’s right and will argue for hours inevitably getting you pissed off but sometimes he can be a good friend

Jaden:david is so fucking gay and annoying

Lennox:totally but he can be nice

David by Nubblys2 August 11, 2020