nut danger

When you are about to fap but it's not a good place or time to nut.

I really needed to rub one out, but I was at my friends house so there was nut danger. So I waited until I got home later.

by Annoying Little Dad April 24, 2023

BACKUP DANCER

Backup dancer is a gritty localized term used by the inhabitants of England describing a person who lingers in the back of every circumstance without a purpose and is classified as irrelevant to the human society.
This term emerged from a rapper named Stormzy who performed a free style at a South London Park

"Rahh that wasteman is a backup dancer"
"Get off his woodina you backup dancer"

by Zootnation July 28, 2023

salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

Valderrama's dandruff

Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.

I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.

by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018

The Darren Brown Dandenong Road Ringwood

This guy

The Darren Brown Dandenong Road Ringwood is the act of sucking a homeless mans penis while massageing the area around his arsehole with oiled up fingers

by BastardFromBroady January 23, 2019

Purple tap dancer

a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit

Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing

by Purple pluggin December 29, 2021

exotic cow dancer

exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.

"Mommy, Mommy! Can we have an exotic cow dancer for my birthday party?"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023