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Cocaine.

Derived from Colombia's greatest soccer player's extravagant blonde afro and the resemblance between cocaine and dandruff.
I was pissed as a Gazza by half six last night. Luckily Dave turned up with a gram of Valderrama's dandruff and that sorted me right out.
by Mr Brian Munich June 24, 2018
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