don francisco

The host of Sabado Gigante on Telemundo.

Maria told everyone that Don Francisco is her tio! she's such a pendeja

by Angelacia July 12, 2007

Don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis

Used to cheer someone up.

When life gets you down just remember that nothing is worse then being a famous woman and have your penis fall out of your skirt on stage.

Guy 1: Hey dude I know you just lost your job, but don't forget, Lady Gaga has a penis.

Guy 2: haha thanks man, ya I guess it's not as bad as that!

by anti_virus347 November 15, 2009

Don Juan's Love Hole

The most pleasuring orifice on any human beieng's body in the entire world. Don Juan is a nickname often given to badass pimps or attractive men with 'mad game'. Also called by some, Don Juan Perignon.

I inserted my rock hard, chiseled, pulsing, throbbing, slobber stick into Don Juan's Love Hole. I then ejaculated immediately from the extreme pleasure sensation.

by Austen the Puerto Rican May 3, 2006

Don't hmu

Some stupid shit middle schoolers say on their snapchat story when they are "depressed" and want attention.

Jess- Did you see Abi's story?

Gigi- Yeahh she posted don't hmu.
Jess- what happened to her?

Gigi- I don't care.

by monkeypott December 14, 2019

Don Seeder

The uploader in a torrent network which is fundamental to maintaining a dutty speed for your download.

when you have a download speed of 600kbps, and then a seeder leaves which gives you a speed of 8kbps. that seeder was the absolute don seeder

by qwerty the dog December 23, 2008

Don't move and it won't hurt

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009

Don't get happy

What you say when some else gets especially excited or angry/hyperactive.

John: There's no London in Canada
Henry: Yes there is, lets check google innit...

*checks google*

Henry: Ha ha there it is-told you!
John: Don't get happy blood!

by Tinablahblah February 11, 2010