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Fake depression 

Someone who is sad and seeks attention when alone and instantly becomes happy when they are with someone.

People who show signs of fake depression would normally post black and white stories with phrases such as "kill me", "I hate everyone" and "join my live at 3:33" these are the typical signs of a bitch
Woah he's definitely got fake depression look at his attention seeking stories
Fake depression by Hoodrat18 November 12, 2019
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Hegarty Depression 

When you get set math homework on Hegarty Maths and get so mad that you want to kys and can't be asked to do it anymore.
"Did you do the homework bro?"
"Nah, the Hegarty depression kicked in."
Hegarty Depression by Matt0909 November 12, 2018

post-camp depression 

The terrible feeling you get after summer camp, because you miss it so much.
"Wow, home life sucks. I just miss camp, I think I'm suffering from post-camp depression."
post-camp depression by kayble October 20, 2015

bughead depression 

The meaning of bughead depression is waiting each week sometimes longer to see what keeps us living. The relationship of Betty Cooper and Jughead Jones is extraordinary, breath taking and can leave symptoms such as: Intense breakdowns, pain to the eyes and brain (only when they are not together), headaches, migraines and vomiting when kissing other people.

Beware this disease is highly contagious!
Having Bughead depression is the worst thing that has happened to me!

Post-Endgame Depression

The feeling of depression felt after watching Avengers: Endgame, as you enter the first stage of grief and refuse to accept that the original avengers saga is, in fact, finished.
"I haven't gotten out of bed since watching Avengers: Endgame" "Sounds like post-endgame depression"

post series depression 

What is it when after you finish a series, there is a sad cloud hanging over your head for several days, weeks, months, years? Post-series depression, or PSD, for short.

This is a real thing. It occurs when you have finished a series of books, movies, or a TV show. When the story ends, and you want it to keep going but it just doesn't.
No matter how hard you try, the story won't be the same.

How do you know if you have it?

Symptoms include:
- Being in a state of depression or sadness after finishing a series.
- Telling everyone to never(or definitely) read it because your life will be ruined
- Not being able to read another book
- Obsessively, rereading or rewatching over and over
- Writing or reading fanfictions about it.
- Frantically searching the Internet about it.
Sally: What's been up with Alyssa lately?
Joe: Post series depression. She just finished the Harry Potter series.
Sally: Yeah, she's been crying non-stop, hasn't left her house.
post series depression by wewereliars September 13, 2015

Fake Depression 

Fake depression is when somebody is so desperate for attention they pretend to have a mental illness. Commonly found in pre-teen girls that are hitting their ''emo'' phase. The people who fake depression commonly flaunt it and always mention it. This type of human being is disgusting and immoral. People with fake depression claim they have no ''real'' friends and they constantly whine and bitch even though they have over 20 friends.
John said ''Hey look at Jessica over there, why does she look so sad all the time?'' Bob replied ''Nah, that bitch just has fake depression''