Conch(o)

A word that means your gullible because you probably thought this word meant something more offensive.

"You're such a Conch(o)!"

by ohyesitsmarc November 3, 2008

crunch

a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.

oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest

by _liv_ September 1, 2009

Captain Crunch

A title to give someone who injured you accidentally or intentionally, causing broken bones or torn tissue.

Some one who destroys property.

We started off just trowing tomahawks into the dartboard for fun when captain crunch here decided to smash my new TV

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

concho

female who freely fornicates with any willing subject

Did you hook up with any conchos this weekend?

by savurass December 30, 2011

Big Crunch

Another term for poo.

Dinner was great, sweetie, now I gotta go take a big crunch.

by Stef November 19, 2004

Captain Crunch

Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch

"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"

by Joe Sherrock December 5, 2007

chili cruncher

When a man lays flat on his back and the woman goes up and down on his pole vigorously.

Sindy gave Tod the chili cruncher!

by Jared Mason November 20, 2007