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Porcelain Crank and Stank

When a guy jerks off on the toilet right after taking a shit
I was in a rush this morning so I killed 2 birds with one stone with a porcelain Crank and Stank
by El_Durazno July 5, 2020
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Crank

Someone who is a bully and won't stop bugging you. Someone who hacks and melts things
Oh man she's such a crank
by therealog August 8, 2016
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crank that soulja boy

the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).
Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?
by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 15, 2020
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Crank

Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.
by mcscrunter September 1, 2020
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Cranking

The act of masturbating inside a car that is misfiring or running rough after disconnecting a spark plug wire or coil pack. The person is typically turned on by the vibrating nature of the vehicle then proceeds to rub one out till he runs out of gas or blows his load on the windshield.
I loaned my car to my brother in-law Doug and he brought it back with it running rough with the check engine light on. I asked him what happen? He said oh I forgot to tell you I had a little too much to drink last night and had some fun cranking in your car!
by Gabe Oytoucher September 28, 2023
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Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels
by Derb1919191 December 14, 2024
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cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items
“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed
by GyatLord March 31, 2024
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