Cactus

Synonym for prick

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right

by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019

cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.

"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"

by depressed cow December 9, 2019

cactism

(kak · tuh · sims)
Social demonstrators of the worship and romance with succulent plants
Well-known alias for the graphic designer Ashton P

cactism is cool

by Killnus December 11, 2019

Cactrise

Female cactus

Look a Cactrise

by Some random Otaku December 14, 2019

Cactus

An insult.

A cactus is a person who tends to be an annoyance to anyone they meet.

It means someone who is always full of pricks

Ryan, why do you always have to be such a Fucking cactus

by You are a glass of milk December 20, 2019

Cactibooty

A person that you believe should sit on a cactus.

What's up Cactibooty?

by Emma Nolon December 21, 2019

Cactus Method

The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.

“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!

by kinky-dino February 4, 2020