cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

Hott Cooter, Hott Cooter

1. Term used for someone you want to sleep with or your think is hott boy or girl

2. Term used in any form of ackward silence, to alleviate tension and enforce laughter

3. its just funny

4. for those who speak abr- its ho-co, ho-co

cute guy---"ewww, hott cooter, hott cooter"

" I have really long toe hair...hott cooter, hott cooter"

by hocohoco July 4, 2009

Cooter Noodle

A Cooter Noodle is a tampon string that is hanging out of a vagina.

Her skirt was so short that her "cooter noodle" was showing!

by Tlyles1175 October 30, 2014

cooter jerky

When a cooter is stale and dried to the consistency of beef jerky. See also: "geriatric labia."

I knew she wasn't young, but I wasn't expecting cooter jerky!

by Buck Kackey August 17, 2020

cooter hawk

Bush.

Beautiful cooter hawk.

by backforthejamz January 27, 2020

Sandy Cooter Syndrome

When a girl has dried blood in her cooter

Yah I was fucking her and realized she had sandy cooter syndrome. Shit was so dry

by Austin/Kodi/Brandon April 17, 2020