Corked Volcano

Shitting on a bleeding a vagina then shoving a penis in, and when you are about to cum, pull out and spray blood, shit, and cum all over the sheets.

"I gave Suzie a corked volcano last night, I guess I'll be doing a load of sheets tonight".

by ClewisSM October 15, 2008

crooked h

slang for the Hyundai motor vehicle company / or Hyundai vehicle

Steve: hey did we get passed by a honda?
Brian: nah, that was a crooked h

by knoophouse January 4, 2008

hooker cooker

a prostitute that you bang and then she cooks you breakfast the next morning.

-That Jane, she maybe a hooker, but at least she makes the guy breakfast the next morning.
-Filthy hooker cooker.

by Mrs. Cline May 25, 2009

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

Cocked Eyes

When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.

Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

Cockedness

A cocky attitude; an attitude that drips with cockyness; Having or exuding a certain confidence. (assuredness, cockyness)

That guy at the bar needs to stop with the cockedness, he's makes me want to yell.

by Muddyone April 14, 2010

legs cocked open

A loose girl laying around legs open and waiting

She's laying around with her legs cocked open

by Toniboy January 28, 2017