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colonial

a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.
Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?

Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.
by qwertyuiop737 February 24, 2009
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Colonel

An exceedingly large penis belonging to an opinionated man.
"Bloody hell Danny, watch out for that colonel!"
by Field Marshall September 29, 2009
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Colónize

To ruin something by discovering it for the white people. From Cristóbal Colón. who opened the Western Hemisphere to conquest in 1492.
We got to watch Miley Cyrus totally colónize twerking
by Leslie Doppler September 14, 2017
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The Reverse Colonial

In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.

But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.
Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!

Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?

Mike: Nice!

(hi-fives commence).
by Mark Alfredo July 18, 2009
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celebrity colonialism

Superstars (like the doofusy-looking 'supercouple' Brangelina), deciding to go to poor countries (like Namibia, not Muritania, foos!), to fulfill their super-sized egos (to have their daughter -- full supername 'Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt Bramz Zahara'-- delivered by C-section)!

Eat the super-rich!
That is what you get when a Hollywoodized mundo-trash Thirdworld country thinks it can be made famous by two baby-mongering celebtards like Brad Pitt and his whoreney wife Angelina Jolie (I wonder if these names are even their born-with names?), go strutting across its dirty streets... what neogonzojournalists has called 'celebrity colonialism'!
by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007
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colon checker

Cover your assholes, here comes a colon checker.
by tru April 21, 2003
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Colontonio

One that has no balls. On rare occasions, has one ball.
Huestin: You got NO BALLS
Colontonio: Very well
by ChainGrandma February 15, 2008
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