by Not Erika, I swear June 15, 2004
Get the CommanderJinx mug.n) a male that obsesses to a stalkerish extent of a female, usual interested in short cute asians and persists in following them around, txting repeatedly, and failing incredibly at flirting. They should be avoided at all cost and if not possible, suicide IS recommended. You have been warned
v) to act in such a stalker-like manner as described above. Usually results in mental and emotional trama to the recipient. Extremely derogatory term that should be used lightly and only when necessary.
v) to act in such a stalker-like manner as described above. Usually results in mental and emotional trama to the recipient. Extremely derogatory term that should be used lightly and only when necessary.
n) Dude! At that party last night there were sooooooooo many colemans! I think they scared off all the hott babes....
v) "My sister locked herself in her room bro"
"What's wrong?"
"Some creep was colemaning her last night....she's
scarred for life!"
"Aw that sucks....looks like i'll never have a chance at
her now..."
v) "My sister locked herself in her room bro"
"What's wrong?"
"Some creep was colemaning her last night....she's
scarred for life!"
"Aw that sucks....looks like i'll never have a chance at
her now..."
by Chemkid June 1, 2009
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A practitioner of the mystic or magic arts who has greater skills than all others or commands a greater portion of the ambient magical energies than any other organism on a given world or dimension. By definition, there can be only one Supreme Commander of the Arcane per world at a time.
by Quintin December 30, 2003
Get the Supreme Commander of the Arcane mug.by ryneldredge@yahoo.com April 18, 2008
Get the coleman mug."Sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!"
"Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"
"Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"
by bluebomber August 25, 2011
Get the command mug.Commander Pinktaurious is also known as "gorncommander" He has a well liked and popular channel on the Youtube network.
He claims to be from the planet Nebulan 5 in a galaxy that earth refers to as The Triangulum Galaxy (also known as Messier 33 or NGC 598). It is a spiral galaxy approximately 3 million light-years away in the constellation Triangulum. The galaxy is also sometimes informally referred to as the Pinwheel Galaxy by some amateur astronomy references. Within Triangulum Pinktaurious resides in the Quadrant Otarcies, In the Nebulan Star System
Pinktaurious’s ability to communicate from outer space to Youtube has been questioned? His following explanation is intriguing at best:
“Light-years are meaningless when traveling through sub-space; also I have the ability to transmit messages to the earth on customary communication networks that are available to sub standard life-forms. While utilizing my ‘Ultra-Computer’ aboard my super ‘Stratastar’ warship, my Communications are transmitted to your inferior world via the ‘Great-Galactic-Grid’ and then downloaded to your minuscule 'World Wide Web'; my broadcasts have traveled trillions of light-years to reach you. My Nebulan Ultra-Computer and Image processors are the finest and of the highest quality known throughout the universe. I have the ability to exercise and tap into any planets communication arrays of my choice including the earth based video sharing website ‘YouTube’, ‘My space’, etc. the Nebulan Ultra-Computer can instantaneously broadcast video and audio through hyperspace using any language and method of my selection! Including E-mail which is an electronic message exchange protocol (electronic-mail) used on 20th and 21st century Earth.”
It is not know if Commander Pinktaurius from Nebulan is a hoax. The following quote is from a renowned ufologist who has asked to remain anonyms.
“Please be advised, I am in great fear from the imminent Nebulan danger, not only for my country, but for the entire world. This advanced alien, Pinktaurius, is in my opinion the greatest threat to mankind since our creation! I have studied Ufology for years.
I am very convinced that Pinktaurius is evil and to be feared. His destructive potential is unimaginable. Humanity could be over in an eye blink. Time is short and we as the people of Earth must learn to work together and put behind us our petty disagreements that will soon be outweighed by the Pinktaurius threat.”
He claims to be from the planet Nebulan 5 in a galaxy that earth refers to as The Triangulum Galaxy (also known as Messier 33 or NGC 598). It is a spiral galaxy approximately 3 million light-years away in the constellation Triangulum. The galaxy is also sometimes informally referred to as the Pinwheel Galaxy by some amateur astronomy references. Within Triangulum Pinktaurious resides in the Quadrant Otarcies, In the Nebulan Star System
Pinktaurious’s ability to communicate from outer space to Youtube has been questioned? His following explanation is intriguing at best:
“Light-years are meaningless when traveling through sub-space; also I have the ability to transmit messages to the earth on customary communication networks that are available to sub standard life-forms. While utilizing my ‘Ultra-Computer’ aboard my super ‘Stratastar’ warship, my Communications are transmitted to your inferior world via the ‘Great-Galactic-Grid’ and then downloaded to your minuscule 'World Wide Web'; my broadcasts have traveled trillions of light-years to reach you. My Nebulan Ultra-Computer and Image processors are the finest and of the highest quality known throughout the universe. I have the ability to exercise and tap into any planets communication arrays of my choice including the earth based video sharing website ‘YouTube’, ‘My space’, etc. the Nebulan Ultra-Computer can instantaneously broadcast video and audio through hyperspace using any language and method of my selection! Including E-mail which is an electronic message exchange protocol (electronic-mail) used on 20th and 21st century Earth.”
It is not know if Commander Pinktaurius from Nebulan is a hoax. The following quote is from a renowned ufologist who has asked to remain anonyms.
“Please be advised, I am in great fear from the imminent Nebulan danger, not only for my country, but for the entire world. This advanced alien, Pinktaurius, is in my opinion the greatest threat to mankind since our creation! I have studied Ufology for years.
I am very convinced that Pinktaurius is evil and to be feared. His destructive potential is unimaginable. Humanity could be over in an eye blink. Time is short and we as the people of Earth must learn to work together and put behind us our petty disagreements that will soon be outweighed by the Pinktaurius threat.”
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by Dr. C. August 6, 2009
Get the Commander Pinktaurious mug.A little French town in the region of Alsace, Colmar is well-known for its lovely paved streets, its bright colourful houses, its incredible amount of German tourists in shorts and sandals (WITH socks !), and its population of old, filthy-rich people.
In Colmar, the elderly rule. Every bar closes after 11.00 p.m, and even the traditional music festival has now been banned banned after midnight, the mayor having complained about "vandals playing filthy pop music under my windows at such an ungodly hour".
You'll probably have a nice time visiting Colmar, but don't plan on staying there for too long. They are everywhere, lurking under the shadow of their rollators, waiting for you to enter a dark alleyway to steal your youth and sense of fun forever.
You are warned.
In Colmar, the elderly rule. Every bar closes after 11.00 p.m, and even the traditional music festival has now been banned banned after midnight, the mayor having complained about "vandals playing filthy pop music under my windows at such an ungodly hour".
You'll probably have a nice time visiting Colmar, but don't plan on staying there for too long. They are everywhere, lurking under the shadow of their rollators, waiting for you to enter a dark alleyway to steal your youth and sense of fun forever.
You are warned.
by tindomerel February 7, 2010
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