Methodist Ladies College 

Despite the fact their sports uniforms closely resemble it, they are in fact not MuzzBuzz employees. Asking them for a toasted sandwich and a coffee during any sporting event will only earn you blatant looks of disapproval. Although, most students might as well be training to be MuzzBuzz employees because unless you’re getting the top grades, nobody really gives a damn about whether you’ll succeed. Their summer uniform isn’t any better, it causes the whole school to resemble a settlement of convicts. Which is quite fitting, it does feel like a jail when you come back after the Christmas holidays.

"Those students from Methodist ladies College look like escaped prison convicts, they really need to fix that uniform."

Methodist Ladies College by MoreCoffee May 22, 2019

Walter Payton College Prep 

A school where everyone is a genius when it comes book smarts and total headass in every other way. Everyone there has been addicted to nicotine at least once. Payton kids smoke and drink a ton while still somehow getting the best test scores in Chicago. It's just a school of crackheads that know how to ace math tests without studying.

Walter Payton College Prep kids
Person 1: Yo you tryna juul right now?
Person 2: Yeah lemme just ace my english test real quick

Person 1: wanna get high as fuck before math?
Person 2: but we literally have finals today
Person 1: And?
Person 2: Yeah aight let's go

Walter Payton College Prep by suck an octopus tentacle September 30, 2019

Priestley College 

A College in Warrington, England.

It has a wide variety of A-Level, BTEC and Vocational courses

and the people who attend this college are awesome =)

I am a student taking A-Levels at Priestley College

Priestley College by SophsterBEE March 8, 2009

Cocaine College 

A school where kids do more coke then school work. Find your nearest coke dealer at the local college football practice. Coke is at every party in every bathroom but cut with more baby laxative then actual Amphetamine. One known cocaine college is The University of Alabama. Google Jimmy Johns story on ESPN.

Wow they do more coke then school work at that Cocaine College.

Cocaine College by The Dealer Jimmy Johns December 12, 2010

Sheldon College 

a really fucked up school where everyone gets bored shitless and cant wait to get the fuck out of there

John: Sheldon College is boring
Greg: No shit sherlock

Sheldon College by nogheaddd October 16, 2019

Vaughan College 

A shit school in vaughan Ontario. It is so bad that the wifi is atrocious. It is almost falling down and covered in stains n shit. The teachers there don’t do anything and waste time. They act like they are doing work but are not. Very expensive school for really bad service you can find better private schools at a cheaper price and way better service. Terrible school, unorganized, they lie about things they needed to do for you, no time management. They once even had a bat in the school. That’s fucking disgusting 🤢🤮

Oh you go to vaughan college. Ur a loser

Vaughan College by Big boy I k January 10, 2020

Jumeirah College 

A school in Dubai which is full of extremely rude and stuck up people. There are some very smart people in this school but the rest are stupid and get no where in life. The school is branded as a "nurturing and caring enviornment" but this is a lie as bullying is common in every single corner. The dumb pakis try to act cool where they wear gucci belts but we all know that they are fake and are utter Chamakhs

Me:hey what school do you go to?
Stranger:I go to Jumeirah College Dubai
Me:eeew ur so stuck up get outta my face you imbicle. DESC aint too far from here

Jumeirah College by Zeen Patko July 23, 2020