Coffee

The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.

"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"

by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009

Coffee shits

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

coffin dance

meme gone viral.

person1: have u watched that awesome grave dance meme?
person2: it’s called the coffin dance meme you ****ing *****

by protopia May 30, 2020

Dublin Coffman

If you eat a sandwich at Coffman, might as well call it quits and head over to the hospital. At Coffman ur dreams will come true with a couple of fist fights per month during lunch. We’re a half ghetto half average high school. Lookin to Juul? Shouldn’t be a problem just step inside the bathrooms. Did someone say “Spaz” dance party? Yeah we have that too, during lunches. Coffman is overall pretty good at all their sports, except for hockey. Wanna see couples holding hands in the hallways, don’t worry we got you covered!! Chickens running around in the school, yep check that box. We hate Upper Arlington with a burning passion. Jerome...eh sometimes hate them. CROSSTOWN RIVALRY! Failing ur classes? We will still pass you! Overall Coffman is ghetto and nice at the same time, it’s the oldest school in Dublin. We r all pretty chill if u know what I mean.

- Shit you go to Coffman? How many fights you been in?

- Yeah I go to Coffman. Ohhh so ur ghetto, gotcha!

DUBLIN COFFMAN- man up or get beat up

by Dublin Coffman June 20, 2019

another nail in the coffin

(n.) Activity that contributes to an early death

The decision to take up smoking is another nail in the coffin.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

nail in the coffin

A song dedicated to Ray "Benzino" Scott for his truly gay rapping and truly gay magazine. Eminem pwns Benzino in the disses.

It is time to put the nail in the coffin on Gay Benzino.

by tdogg August 19, 2003

coff

A sly way to tell someone, fuck off. Normally used by pupils towards their teachers, or by any one towards a person of authority. Sometime followed by a pretend cough (the more sarcastic the better).

Teacher : Ben, i know you've just arrived in class but are you messing about already.
Pupil : coff.

by David B, Spud September 29, 2005