chris rock

The funniest comedien to date. Has a book called Chris Rock "Rock This". Chris Rock Never Scared was one of his best skits. He's ill.

Chris Rock "Rock This" was the funniest books ever. READ IT!

by AK February 24, 2005

Cerys

Cerys is a bad ass bitch, doesn't always show it but has a naughty streak and can be a little trouble maker at times.

she is a surprisingly intelligent yet sexy blonde female with a ghetto booty who loves to fuck. Cerys is faithful when it comes to relationships, definitely one to marry! she's great in bed, passionate and loving. She is willing to give 100% of herself if she knows she is getting the same back. A cerys is a great listener and the best for advice in any situation. Prefers to stay out of arguments but get on the wrong side of this bitch and she will surely fuck you up. Any lad should be thankful to have a Cerys by his side.

Wow! have you seen the ass on that bitch! she must be a Cerys!

by Bradley Phillips May 17, 2013

Chris Brown her

1. Beating up your girlfriend after you found out she gave you herpes.

2. Severely beating someone up.

I had to Chris Brown her after I went to the doctors office.

by Rob Vann February 10, 2009

Chris Browned

v. -To remorselessly assault a female.

He did not like that she was yelling so he Chris Browned her.

by Jeddahcoolboyz May 16, 2009

Chris

A Chris is the love of your life! He makes you feel like you are worth so much more and keeps you by his side. He never goes for another girl even when you may think so because of his beautiful ocean eyes. He's a lover and a cuddler, he is dirty minded at times and listens to you when you need to vent. He always says he's ugly when really all you see is how handsome he is! The smile he puts on your face is brighter than the sun! He can be very open and he only trusts a few of his closest friends and family. He's very intelligent, fun, amazing, etc. A Chris never makes you feel like a failure or a waste of his time! He will love you until the very end and he's very supportive! He's very serious about his religion, but not as serious as he is about you! "I love my Chrissy Bear!"

Chris is the best person out there!
"You and Chris look so cute together!"

by Ye dAd:) April 11, 2019

Chris Rock

Recipient of bitch slap award from Will Smith at the 2022 Oscars ceremony.

HEY! Will Smith just bitch slapped Chris Rock on stage during live TV!

by Ignatz TC March 28, 2022

lil chris

lil chris is defined to me as a really hot lad that joined a rock band formed by gene simmons on the channel 4 tv show 'Rock School', he played guitar and was the lead singer. After Rock School he went solo and is now doing very well with his hit single 'Checkin it out'. its wicked!!!

The reason he is called lil chris is quite obvious as he is small for his age (16) and is called Chris (last name-Hardman).

by xx_stacey_xx October 3, 2006