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Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.
by Baby Lola December 21, 2020
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Christmas Bubblebath

When the male partner requires to spill his hot frothy gravy, he then proceeds to make his local semi chem to buy some tablets to extract the hot sauce, he then proceeds to walk home when suddenly his wilbert starts to graze his trucks creating some volcanic friction on his builders helmet,when he gets home he long jumps up the stairs to the bathroom where he scavenges all his creamy hair products with the main catalyst head and shoulders and begins to empty the bottles into a bowl to make a creamy concoction and uses the residue as lube to stroke his willy until his hot steamy sauce touches the air underneath some prickly mistletoe
Graeme achieved a Christmas bubblebath onto Pimms face
by Christmas bubblebath December 26, 2020
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Christmas Rules

The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):

1. Celebrate.

2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.

3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)

4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)

5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)
Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"

Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.
by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021
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Christmask Party

When those without a face mask are swiftly (and sometimes threateningly) escorted out of an event that celebrates the birthday of Christ to protect the well-being of the vaccinated attendees.
At a Christmask party, organized by a pro-Trump alt-right group, the police arrested a dozen-odd “patriots” for improperly or not wearing a mask, and a few others who were caught with a fake vaccine certificate.
by Covido December 3, 2021
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christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.
by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022
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Christmas Ove

The day after Christmas
Because the day before is Christmas Eve. And because Christmas is Over.
My Christmas Ove plans are recycling, searching for batteries and clearing out the beer fridge.
by Drnagle76 December 26, 2021
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.christmaspipes

She is a piper fan page and She is the kindest fp ever she helps home less ppl and she helps everyone and
Her tiktok is .christmaspipes u can tell her hi and she will reply something sweet with these hearts <333
by Umaytoo December 26, 2021
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