choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9

Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9

by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019

Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 AFC Championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.

Lamar was choking in a big playoff game like always.

by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024

Hog Choke

Reference to getting a hand job. Being jacked/Jerked off. (AF)

" ,Bout to get my Hog Choked"....

by OddEndz November 11, 2022

Choke and Fap

Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.

Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap

by No Cure for Stupid People January 24, 2023

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.

Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.

by kalumbwc May 30, 2023

Choked

Marty playing pickleball

Marty was up 8-2 and choked against Ted

by Snyderspyder April 22, 2024