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Diet Cherry Choke

When someone gives a virgin a blowjob, then stops and walks away right before the receiver orgasms.
Man, my first time was the worst. She gave me the good old Diet Cherry Choke.
by Lueggy April 17, 2020
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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Choke

Hey bro we gotta choke this weekend
by Lantzerous April 20, 2020
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Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.
Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread
by selkirksss February 29, 2020
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choke butt

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.
Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!
by Rawdog1984 November 16, 2020
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choke

when your ass eats too much while wheezing and chokes on their damn food
human (or alien): THAT WAS HILARIOUS IM CHOKINGON MY DINO NUGGETS

human (or alien again): IM GONNA CHOKE PLSS
by reaa! November 27, 2020
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Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken
Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross
by Jayyythecoach May 3, 2020
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