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Muff cabbage

Guy: you got muff cabbage!

Girl: What?

Guy: its a jersey thing...

Girl: douche.
by cjdoh October 16, 2010
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muff cabbage

Whore

Context

cabbage = earning money, growing money (see also pimping)

muff = sweet smell in the morning; vagina

muff cabbage = earning money with a sweet vagina
"You wack job, prostitution whore, you probably sell your muff for six dollars?!.
You fucking psycho bitch! Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage, that's what you are garbage! You sick old woman, muff garbage! MUFF CABBAGE!"
by laama October 18, 2010
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Cabbage

sweet, or savage
can be used as a term of enderment or to tell someone off
Dude, your outfit is so cabbage
by Ariel Renteria November 1, 2007
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cabbage patch

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look
I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch
by Black Lasagna May 18, 2011
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cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually
Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.
by KBiggz December 10, 2011
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Muff Cabbage

You're nothin but garbage! That's what you are, you're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage! Muff cabbage!
by IsiMan85 October 17, 2010
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Muff Cabbage

You got fucking muff cabbage in your muff!
by TheKruton October 18, 2010
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