An Old, Short, Shriveled up waste of space that is meant to be considered part of the team in the workplace. They tend to suffer from Mystery Sickness and usually have disfigured cretin followers.
by Super Cat Man December 21, 2013
Get the Creeping Rat Cuntmug. A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 3, 2016
Get the Creep Rulemug. A mega creep is a creep but worse.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:
But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:
But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
Get the mega creepmug. People who go all deranged on you, because you refuse to participate in their sheeple-rituals, by wearing a product to breath through, which will damage you when re-breathing your own crude, or sterilizing your hands with damaging chemicals.
The dollar-store guard went all Covid-Creep on me, so I backed away and went to another liquor outlet.
by Corvuskind August 16, 2020
Get the Covid-Creepmug. by Coolking112 December 3, 2015
Get the creep radarmug. Fake homeless junkies who stand on the corner of freeway exits in Detroit saying that they're hungry and homeless when reality they all want money to buy dope.
There is the corner creep on 7 Mile again. she just scored another dollar bill from some dumb gullible emphaburb.
by Tiffctinary July 27, 2016
Get the Corner Creepmug. by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025
Get the Creeps & Squeaksmug.