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Hijacked classic

The act of fucking a girl whilst complaining no one else is helping a shouting shit ok whilst nutting in her.
“Yo did u see me pull the Hijacked classic the other day, like gg bro”
by Jack Rowlandsons son August 6, 2020
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The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.
Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020
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The Rikx Classic

The act of stuffing an ice lolly up the partners anal cavity while they are asleep, and then procceding to use it as a gag and skull fuck them. Please note, inserting it into the partners mouth in a quick fashion will achieve maximum satisfaction.
India dumped Nathan, so he went on to perform the Rikx classics on her.
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020
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Classic Club

When you cannot use the toilet, or decide NOT to use the toilet , so you use into the sink for number 2.

Someone one day at the club used the sink to go number 2, and now we joke to call it a Classic Club.
I just finished up a Classic Club in the bathroom, it was amazing.

Awww man someone just had a Classic Club in the bathroom, I could not even wash my hands.
by Dr. Club October 8, 2020
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phantom_lazer7 classic

when someone simply jizzes inside of the anus, and gets gonnariah
Wow, did you see that Phantom_Lazer7 Classic Luke did to Adysson??
by SemenMasterLuke!! July 5, 2022
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Classic Fairman

1. An utterance which is employed when a seemingly trivial enterprise is bungled due to error on the part of the perpetrator.

2. An expression which is emblematic of a repeated pattern of incompetence, often used for comedic effect to inject levity in a situation that otherwise would be shrouded in dismay.
3. Employment of this expression is often garnished with a nasal tone, dragging out the "a" syllable of "classic", whilst uttering the "Fairman" portion as quickly as possible.
Speaker: "how did you go to the wrong airline when we have the exact same flight....? Classic Fairman!"
by trollmaster0511 July 27, 2022
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Classic Eva

The opposite of a classic Luciano, when a Luciano does said classic Luciano and Luciano forces his sister, probably called Eva, to clean it up with her mouth and pussy.
Eva probs: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkklklklkkkkjkjkhjk i just did a classic Eva its the 5th time this week and its only a Tuesday my pussy is drenched of KFC
by heavygrape August 4, 2022
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