Clam Cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they are Clam Cousins. It is the same concept as two men becoming Weiner Cousins or Eskimo Brothers after sleeping with the same woman/women. Except, unlike men, who become closer than brothers after discovering their bond, women who are Clam Cousins must become sworn enemies.

"Did you hear that Angelina found out that her boyfriend used to sleep with her friend Jennifer back in the day?"

"Uh-oh. Now they can't be friends anymore. They are Clam Cousins!"

by realschmiel82 November 18, 2009

Clam Jam

Female equivalent of a cock block.

"I was talking with this cute girl and this dyke came up and totally clam jammed me."

by Captain Zero April 29, 2014

clam bumper

Cassie Balleza from chowchilla that is really RANK. she smells like cottage cheese!!!!! shes a fat stupid bitch and often fucks sara merical, also a clam bumper who smokes oregano and thinks its bud!

Sarah and cassie fuck when they are together

by Cockmaster Bob January 12, 2004

Clam Strip

An open handed slap of the {Vagina. Used as a sign of disrespect and/or displeasure. To "clam strip" is to use the first four fingers of the hand (not the thumb) to slap the exposed cameltoe of a woman.

Alison said I was a drama queen, therefore the only possible rebuttal was a nasty clam strip.

by absurdpolitik May 4, 2006

clam smacker

A type of lesbian sex. When two women rub their vaginas together.

Troll: "Hey Frenchie. Want to share a hotel with me again?"
Frenchie: "Umm.. no, that's okay.."
Troll: "Come on! We can watch porn together and sleep in the same bed".
Frenchie: "Get away from me you clam smacker!!"
Troll: "Tu es une baguette."

by Katie December 19, 2004

clam shackled

similar to being pussy whipped, except that it suggests a more intense and extreme state of bondage.

other forms: clam shackle, clam shackles, clam shackler, clam shackling, clam shacklist, clam shakleteur.

"not just pussy whipped, but downright clam shackled!"

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

Clam Lips

Another term for slimy pussy lips caused by the pregnancy of a woman or just a good ol' fashen dirt stank ho that does not bath or clean her insides.

Dude I was at a party last night and this chick put my hand up her skirt and she had "Clam Lips"

by E Nils January 11, 2009