astronaut chicken

A precooked whole chicken from the deli section. So called because it comes in a clear plastic box, reminiscent of a one-man space capsule.
"Let's run into the store and pick up an astronaut chicken, man; I don't want to cook."
by Amythe3lder March 03, 2015
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Chicken Slab

A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.
When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!
by Nibblet of the unknown December 13, 2017
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Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.
Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.
by ApexPred November 28, 2019
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Chicken Picking

Poking and picking around on the floor and around where one was sitting and loading the pipe for any dropped crumbs of crack once the main rock has been smoked.
Its all gone mate, now you're just chicken picking!
by ShadyJay August 03, 2017
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sticky chicken

Referring to the tactile comparison between one’s junk and that of handling drying raw chicken. Clinging or sticky.
Damn, my junk feels like a pound of sticky chicken after sexing up that girl!
by jackemmebob24 December 04, 2012
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Chicken Brick

A flat track roller derby starting position characterized by all blockers lining up directly in front of the jammer line.

Often accompanied by a complete refusal by the pack to actually move forward when the pack whistle is blown.
Did you watch any of the regional tournaments this year? Ugh... just chicken brick after chicken brick. When are they going to go back to actually playing roller derby?
by PurpleNinjaGirl October 01, 2011
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