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Wesker Cake 

A huge throbbing man beast of a cake.... hot sticky funfetti frosting, gooey caramel cream and thick thick creamy batter.

Usualy one person can't handle it because of it's size, back-up is recommended. Someone to take it up the rear and meet you half way.

Can be bought at IHOP, Jason's Deli has also decided to put it on the menu with chocolate filling.
1. "Damn. I love. The batter... In my mouth! There is nothing... better... than Wesker's Cake... In my mouth."

2. "I love waking up in the morning with a slice of Wesker in my mouth."

2. "Wesker Cake, everything a body needs"
Wesker Cake by Uncle Salami June 30, 2009
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Mangia Cake 

An Italian slang expression referring to white people. When Italians first came to North America they were not familiar with sliced white bread, especially in sandwiches. They referred to it as cake hence the term MANGIA CAKE, which means eating cake.
look at those mangia cakes playing hockey
Mangia Cake by BREAKRZ February 27, 2011

Cake daddy 

A nigga who got to spend money to get some from a girl
who dat nigga over there, thats Ted that cake daddy nigga he always giving them girls that cake to get some
Cake daddy by No1one February 7, 2013

fruit cake 

Means a guy is gay, or acting gay.
1.Dude, your such a fruit cake.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.
fruit cake by Corerosin May 13, 2005

Piece of Cake 

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.
Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.
Piece of Cake by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Cake Balls

Cake Balls are when a guy cums so much, that it gets all over his balls.
Bro, last night when I was fucking my girlfriend, I came so much that I got cake balls.
Cake Balls by ItsAlexaBitch March 4, 2011

cake eater 

In Minnesota this goes as follows:

Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!

Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.

Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!
Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!"

Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"
cake eater by Jesse Giswold February 15, 2006