1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.
2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".
2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".
"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"
"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."
"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."
by Seekertionary March 4, 2025
Get the cabbagemug. Ball of shit that is bad for you
by Dan Pash Autist December 3, 2019
Get the Cabbagemug. A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate
I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs
by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021
Get the Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heapmug. by Wyrd Wizard October 18, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"
by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020
Get the Cabbage Bagmug. You use it for anything if you like to live if you are weird cabbage is better and we are against the lettuce eaters
That person is looking very cabbage today, if you say something cabbage you will see something cabbage
by Cabbage rat October 15, 2021
Get the Cabbagemug. "Tell the cabbages to stop driving like a bunch of dickheads"
"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"
"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"
by Diggermorale January 22, 2020
Get the Cabbagemug.