Hacking the cabbage

A really perverted way of saying i am/was masterbating to your friends.

"Hey Buddy Whats up?"

"Oh, not much, just hacking the cabbage!"

.......

by Roryson May 07, 2010

Freedom Cabbage

Sauerkraut, but made in america

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand™
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!

by Recarma69 September 07, 2023

coochie cabbage

Donut Operator's lady friend! AKA Nora

Coochie Cabbage had a good stream.

by OneSexyApe September 08, 2017

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 08, 2023

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025

Nose cabbage

Arm pit odor

Man! Why does everyone that shops at Walmart smell like nose cabbage? Take a shower, you nasty bastards!

by Vanessa28613 July 20, 2015