Writer's crap

Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.

'That story was horrible, i think she's got a bad case of Writer's crap'

by Somechickwhowritescrap July 19, 2009

crap-in-a-can

1. a polite euphemism for 'bullshit'
2. a general term used in frustration/anger.

Both definitions derive from the early-to-mid 1990's modern art piece by an Italian "artist" who sold cans of his own excrement for $10,000US a unit as it were.

1. The explanation was "crap-in-a-can"
2. "The boss is going to try to make you work overtime tonight." "Crap-in-a-can, I have a date though."

by Laetitia Lomsky April 24, 2003

crapsplatter

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

by Grue December 14, 2003

crapmapper

One who maps like crap. (bland textures, shitty lighting, hallway-room-hallway-room layout)

M@: idiotic bot pathing
Beta: crapmapper

by legacyco March 3, 2004

crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

crapderful

An adjective or exclamation. Derived from the words crap and wonderful, and means essentially the same thing as crap, but usually only in a sarcastic way.

A: Clean your room!
B: Oh, crapderful.

"Well, gee, that was a crapderful concert."

by ~souba~ December 14, 2005

crappenhouzen

Crappenhouzen is a cooler way of sayin crap and a way to confuse people of a german word

"thats so crappenhouzen" as if angry pirate and rusty torpedo at the same time its just not possible

by piratesahoy September 24, 2006