Boob Hammock

A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.

"I just bought this new lace Boob Hammock from Victoria's Secret, and it is so comfortable

by I'm a mouse duh September 20, 2016

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Boob Hoist

When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player hoists their boobs onto the table to prevent a boob chop.

Erin uses the boob hoist technique to avoid a boob chop, while Aimee's boobs are so small she doesn't have to worry about a hoist or a chop.

by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019

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Jingle Boobs

Big bouncy breasts that the person with the humoungus boobs have her spouse or friend play with them.

Another song to ruin Christmas

Jingle boobs jingle boobs jingle left and right
Oh what fun it is to play with them every day and night

by okidokibabie December 17, 2017

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When two or more (typically) females either purposely/accidentally/playfully perform one of the following
- “bash boobs”
- “collide breasts”
- “Bop Boobs”
- “Meet at the years”
- “Mushing of the mammories”
- “Jug jousting”
-“Meeting of the melons”

Any type of tit-to-tit combat is typically nuanced within the realm of bumper boobs.

Oh, bumper boobs! It’s an amazing sport where women bop boobs!

“Did you see Mandy and Bernice?! They dumped ‘em out and played bumper boobs!”

“Larry, I don’t know...

by Dickered Ray January 24, 2020

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boob monster

A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.

Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.

by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020

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