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blast sac

When you shoot, like, a extra fat nut.
Yo, this girl and I were getting freaky on the bus but she wouldn't let me blast sac at her!
by sacblaster August 6, 2020
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Turkey Blast

The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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fanny blasted

A word used to describe the left over reminensce from an old famny pack on the persons genitalia. When the sweat and goo get stuck and then another person finger blasts or fucks that goo on the other persons gentitalia.
how was your date last night with harambe?
Good, there was so much goo left over after he fanny blasted me.
by Blaster... fanny blaster March 6, 2017
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Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo
Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!
by Banjo blastie April 19, 2016
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rectum blast

When you blow your load inside an anal canal and it then gets farted out.
Obama sure could use a rectum blast from Trump.
by Alaska51 April 25, 2016
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blast a grantham

To interrupt a heated argument by standing up, apologizing, and vomiting blood on everyone within a six-foot radius.
It seemed like the argument at dinner about the future of the hospital would never end, but then father stood up to blast a grantham all over the roast mutton.
by MisterInvisible October 9, 2016
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granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
by Frosty October 6, 2016
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