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Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..
What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous
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Beef Fiesta 

A group or party almost completely composed of men. A beef fiesta has more men present than a sausage fest. Those unfortunate men who end up at a beef fiesta end up feeling violated and go into shock after exposure to the unholy and massive amounts of wiener present at a beef fiesta.
Alex - Dude, I almost went to that shady party down in the valley. I heard it was a total beef fiesta!
John - Man, I bet you're glad you didn't go.
Alex - Hell yeah.
Beef Fiesta by twiddleurthumbs January 5, 2012

beef coma 

The intense fatigue felt following a large or particularly delicious plate of beef product; usually of steak variety though other varieties may induce a coma.
"Oh god, I'm only half way through this 16oz. rare sirloin and it delicious but I feel light headed and may be entering a beef coma."
beef coma by Atra December 9, 2013

Beef gate 

You can go wherever you want, but if you go anywhere out of order the game will kill you.

This is commonly used in open world games to hinder low level players to access dangerous, high-level areas early game.
Don't try to fight Snowy Granius if you are level 1, he's just a beef gate!
Beef gate by dagon4019 November 21, 2017

Beef weasel 

Beef weasel is a game where a group of males take turn beating up each other’s penis’ with a meat tenderizer
Yo bro, wanna play beef weasel with the boys!?!?
Hell yeah! I love beef weasel!
Beef weasel by Bert McDingle March 1, 2022

Beef Fizz 

A retro drink, typically made by adding a carbonated beverage (such as ginger ale or seltzer) to beef broth. Sometimes sugar or lemon is used, as well.
Beef Fizz by ashleeskye0225 June 26, 2020