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Hot Air Balloon

Its like when you're making love... with your special lady friend and you stretch your bean bag over her cornhole and tell her to fart.
Last night I got the best hot air balloon ever. Veronica streched my bean bag over her cornhole and farted, it smelled like cheerios. I couldn't help but blow my load!!
by Table Top August 14, 2009
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Jacuzzi Balloon

When a sexually frustrated male inserts his penis into a jacuzzi tube and his erection creates a seal, leaving the forceful stream of bubbles nowhere to go other than into his poor urethra, causing his penis to inflate like a clown balloon. Also known as a Penis Purge or the poor man’s STD remedy.
Distressed Mother: "Help! 911! Please come right away!"

911 Dispatch: "What's your emergency?"

Distressed Mother: "I don't know! My son, he's in the hot tub screaming for help but he won't let me near him!"

911 Dispatch: "Is he a sexually frustrated loser?"

Mother: "He's 32 years old and lives with his mother! What do you think!?"

911 Dispatch: "Looks like we got another Jacuzzi Balloon, ma'am. I'll send over the fire department, a psychologist, and a stripper."
by J. Ballooner December 25, 2012
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ballooned

The act of being extremely blazed off a volcano vaporizer
"Peavey got completely ballooned in Dougie's room last night.
by Nelson Carson November 3, 2007
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Baboon Head

a lad who has an anus in his skull when he has short hair
dude he has a right baboon head
by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008
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balloon lollipop

blow job where john is wearing a condom. Opposite of natural lollipop
"Happy ending massage: $50, balloon lollipop $25 extra, natural lollipop $50 extra.
by Tallil Dave August 23, 2008
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baboon sneaz

when you cum in a girls ass. then slap her ass till it turns red, and then she fars sending the cum everywere
when we were doing the baboon sneaz cum got all over my mothers fav sheets
by thesnizzel December 15, 2009
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Balloon Menace

Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.
Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?

Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.
by James Gracie August 23, 2011
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