The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

banjo balls

= when you sent the banjo emote on discord so much your balls turn into banjo balls.

"Ben sent the goddamn banjo emote so much, his balls just turned into banjo balls!"

by samhascoolballs October 1, 2022

Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021

moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.

Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.

by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011

Billy no Balls

A person named Bill that tucks his small nut sack into his anus while wacking his acorn penis into submission. During this time he is crying when licking an onion

He's in the cabin being Billy no Balls

by Rewb12 December 9, 2020

dorm ball

Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops

we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!

by twiss May 30, 2008

Beef Ball

When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.

"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."

by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019