balls orchestra

an orchestra of literal balls, often performing a somber tune indicating an undesirable situation; usually silent in the absence of a conductor; often referred to as "balls harmonic"

After I tripped on the stairs, I was ready to cue the balls orchestra.

by Ken Deezy December 24, 2008

cheeze balls

A mixture of cocaine and cheeze.

We were up all night doing cheeze balls, thats cocaine and cheeze.

by Reservation 156 March 2, 2008

dorm ball

Basketball
except
rule changes:
In a dorm
no rules, unless you make someone bleed.
empty water bottle instead of ball
trash cans instead of hoops

we played an intense game of dorm ball at camp
i scored 5 times!

by twiss May 30, 2008

ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS

Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.

by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013

farty balls

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.

Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.

by manny420 October 30, 2013

lunar balls

A time when a man has been single for so long that his balls have become a darker shade of blue so that they look like they have been eclipsed.

Jimmy hasn't got laid for so long he's going to have major lunar balls!

by Peggyatthestar February 3, 2015

The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018