Basil Shrimp

1. an, at first, annoying and seeminly ignorant male who soon turns out to be surprisingly funny and kind hearteds

2. a bestfriend; a friend you can only dream of

3. one who writes 'factual fantasy' for small newspapers

4. an individual; there is only one

Cheney is Basil Shrimp

by ShermyShermster August 14, 2008

basille

A specialty coffee grown from inside a human's anus. The sun never reaches there except in nudist colonies, so the coffee relies heavily on eaten McDonald's because no one can effectively digest it.

Best shared with friends and an effective weight loss medicine.

Oh man, this basille does wonders! I've lost 20 lbs!

I recently began growing basille, and now all my friends love hanging out with me!
Want some?
*grunting noises*
Here you go!

by coyot0 February 13, 2014

Brazilian Redhead

A woman who dyes her hair red and has a Brazilian wax so verification of authenticity is difficult.

"That girl is a Brazilian Redhead. If you want the real red bush, call my ex's friend Leslie".

by Ensmartened March 6, 2014

Brazilian Donkey Kick

When your girl masturbates herself with a lit candle and you literally stick a foot up her ass.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave Tarkisha a brazilian donkey kick last night, I messed her up so bad.
Guy 2: Noice.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Braillestorm

When a bunch of blind people try to think up ideas and write them in braille

"We need a better way of opening the door since we can't see that, let's braillestorm some ideas"

by The Brainstorm July 6, 2017

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

but fucking a man wile trying to restrain him

this man got Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

by anonymous February 27, 2023

drive by braille

usually results in bodily injury.

also see accident

yo that fucker tried to drive by braille but ended up with his face in the lightpost.

by Mr. Magoo December 16, 2004