potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

brain viagra

the act of needing a dirrty phrase or word but are inable to think of it

I need brain viagra

by tripolar92 & Sara January 17, 2009

Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.

Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.

by NinjaGing January 23, 2020

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

Dish Brain

an atrificial brain created in a lab

I connected a dish brain to my pc and now its sentient.

by Tailstechnology November 16, 2022

Coke Brain

noun.

1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.

2. A psychopath on speed.

3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.

4. Frat bros.

5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.

"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".

"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".

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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"

Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."

Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."

by ZRhasitforyou May 8, 2022