potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

Spooge Brain

A condition suffered by males after ejaculation where said male temporarily loses the mental capacity to process normal thought.

While suffering from Spooge Brain, Bill agreed to go to the ballet with his girlfriend, her mother and grandmother. Under no circumstances would Bill normally have agreed to such an endeavor.

by Alex Terego February 23, 2014

Dork for brains

Being a complete and utter dork

Wow Kat is a complete dork for brains.

by Simongotbandslol December 10, 2018

Krill Brain

Someone who's brain is equal to that of a krill's; stupid ass

Damn bro, you really be using that krill brain today huh

by big shlong john April 16, 2020

brain browsing

Getting lost in thought.

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014

finch brain

A person who has a brain that is the same size as a finch.

Katie is a finch brain, she thinks dolphins are fast on land

by KenzBoiDad October 10, 2020

Brain Rotator

A device used to rotate your brain into a more favourable position.

Y'know what? You're being a bit of a dick. I think you need a brain rotator.

by The Pope of Paragraphs November 22, 2018