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cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.
Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..
by coalnine November 23, 2009
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booger scope

When a camera is aimed up at someone's nose.
These youtoube videos are so amateur, tons of booger scope shots.
by Richard Normus June 17, 2022
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Booger Tron

When a child rubs their booger on their moms phone and then enters the Booger Tron festival, which is a very special event in which children force their dads to lick the boogers clean off of the phone.
I’m so excited to be an employee at the Booger Tron festival and sell puke buckets!!!
by Everything Suks October 8, 2022
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Booger

by Crystaal_bell July 5, 2018
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ball boogers

When your cum gets stuck to your ball hair and makes little hardened cum balls
After I fucker her I had so many ball boogers
by Gameatron2020 January 7, 2017
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Booger Bush

When you are taking a shower and vigorously blow your nose between your hands, the boogers fly out of your nose at breakneck speed into your man bush. Introducing... the creation of lè booger bush.
Big Easy: Dude, do you ever have to blow your nose so bad that you shart?

Tyrantula: Even worse man. I blow my nose so hard in the shower that my boogies get caught in my Amazon forest and I can’t find them. Now I got a friggen booger bush!

Big Easy: I just bushted a nut.
by Stoney69 November 14, 2019
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