kramer attack

1.to have a dirty bum(not exactly homeless) suddenly show up out of no where, annoy you and your friends, steal cigarette butts from the ashtray, and drink from used beer cans. Also to mooch everything they can ranging from food to weed to toilet paper and then ramble for hours on end talking about nothing but primarily a mixture of gibberish, pothead " ideas", stories that probably never happend especially about awesome or terrible experiences.

2. the appearance of an unwanted guest who doesn't get the hint to leave

dave: hey man, pass me a beer!

randy: sure here ya go man.

matt: dude man! let me short that butt man! gwitch!!

dave: OH SHIT! KRAMER ATTACK RUN!!!

by andy wirf November 22, 2009

Yak Attack

an aggressive form of fishing from a kayak resulting in a take no prisoners attitude.

David is normally a calm and mild mannered person during the day but once he takes his kayak out for a fishing trip, he transforms himself into a fish killer by going into "Yak Attack" mode.

by KayakDave December 26, 2011

Heart Attacked

To be quietly and surreptitiously disposed of by means of high tech type poison or forced physiological shock which mimics or causes a heart attack or other type of natural cause for death.

After whistleblowing on the oil company's global price fixing scam, Julian Assange suddenly died, many believed that he was heart attacked.

by tamale214 December 6, 2010

Cute Attack

When you see an overly cute couple and they're just so cute you can't stand it so you have violent compulsions and giggle alot right then and there.

I saw Sara and Daniel the other day and I had a major cute attack!!!!!!

by Savannah Rose February 4, 2009

Farah Attack

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's stomach.

Good thing he pulled the Farah attack last night, or else she would have been pregnant.

by Eric Ruari MacGriogair January 10, 2009

sneeze attack

When you can't stop sneezing , it may be 3-4 sneezes in a row.

Yesterday when I was giving my presentation it didn't go well because I kept on having sneeze attacks.

by Bbbbbnnn June 17, 2016

Shat Attack

A game in which players attempt to defecate in the funniest place.

That summer camp was bomb, but only because Willy Shat Attack the lifeguard tower.

by Jonathon M. Coatsworth January 1, 2009