Kinky Armadillo

When a dwarf with no arms is getting hit from behind, and is curled into a ball

Hey, Kyle gave that midget the other night a kinky armadillo

by Birdie Mangan July 25, 2025

dih armor

that shi that protects yo dih from babihs in yo bihs tummih. (and stds)

Son, make sure you throw on some dih armor before you hit that.

by puh-eatah July 30, 2025

say armadillo fastly multiple times

So basically if you say armadillo fastly multiple times it sounds like “im a dildo” which is kinda like the “say eye, spell map, say ness” thing

yo can you say armadillo fastly multiple times?
ok
armadillo armadillo im a dillo im a dildo

by jetburner2 October 14, 2025

Sunny the Armadillo

The coolest person on earth, with whom I work with on the awesome as ever Fuzzies series.

Sunny the Armadillo writes the script for that awesome series, "Fuzzies."

by Blindside December 2, 2003

Sunny the Armadillo

Chico's wife and hoinorable mention of ever-lasting humanity. Made a cameo in 3 different books based on 4 different movies based on 8 video games. Has lots of gold.

Revolution? More like Devolution!

by Gena Wilson March 22, 2005

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Man

Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.

I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.

by pinkstreak January 19, 2016