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California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it
I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom
by Big White Man July 3, 2021
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Super Almond Water

A more enhanced version of almond water, with more healing power.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Sami Almasri

He is a fake Masri, he likes touching nips very much. Whoever gets their nips touched by him will become bruised.
Oh no my nips are cumming because of Sami Almasri
by Big Bhudda 69 February 24, 2022
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Asthma Almond

A very swag person who likes throwing carrots at people more specifically Taarika Kaur Fish Gills
by terracotta123 May 13, 2022
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THE ALLOSAURUS

THE ALLOSAURUS is a specific person who will always act like a scalie, act retarded and mostly play lego games and not do his job. THE ALLOSAURUS is also a young adult who primarily feasts on children, disguising themselves as a teacher and then ambushing his prey, toddlers.
THE ALLOSAURUS takes what it wants

THE ALLOSAURUS keeps moving forward (until it destroys it's enemies)
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The_AllosaurusMan

Local idiot who lives in the top floor of a shitty motel called 'AB/Animal Behaviourists'. He owns the entire thing and is incredibly sweaty. What a fucking nerd
Holy shit is that big al? Oh god he's gonna get on stego and mess something up!

Aerosteon just raided the Proceratosaurus pen of petting zoo - oh it's just al, not like we can do much

Big Al? The nerd is called sadako08, however you know him as The_AllosaurusMan
by Amepea January 25, 2023
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Ploiny Almoiny

The talmudic/jewish term used when you don’t have a name for someone (used the same way one would use John Doe)

Feminine version is Ploinis Almoinis
We don’t know that guys name so we’ll just call him Ploiny Almoiny
by Off the D October 30, 2023
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