Alex has a small penis
by 8373782828828 October 28, 2015
Get the Alexmug. 
A person who has a dick that a girl could settle down with.. but later rejects her because of her hairy pussy.
Damn, that guy is a total Alex, I'd never need another dick.
I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.
I heard he's an Alex, I better shave my bush.
by kendui69 July 25, 2011
Get the Alexmug. Alex is the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. You are what you eat. He gets turned on by food. Don't try & take his food because you might lose a finger. He plays football, & lowkey watches baseball too. Alex is the definition of "Hit it & Quit it" his dick thinks for itself. If you come across an Alex just turn the other way because they have no chill.
by Pwoww June 10, 2014
Get the Alexmug. tap dances...likes english but not the teacher, likes making definitions for people on urban dictionary, to space or not to space, i have a lot of random things to say but idk if they'd help at all, has the 69th most popular name for babies, had blonde hair as a kid so she highlighted her hair now, has a thing with consistent verb tense.
by lia dale walker February 4, 2009
Get the alexmug. A kid with a ridiculiously small penis and cant get a girl cant even get a dick pic from a guy and he needs tweezers to jer off and when he sends dick pics to his sister she thinks its a piece of rice
by jew a2000 September 29, 2017
Get the alexmug.