alabama motto

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall

Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?

Guy 2 - no?

Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.

Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!

by HalfGearrod December 4, 2017

Agabus

Agabus is a talkative and noisy person. He likes to blabber about all sorts of things 24/7. This is due to his passion for everything in the world. He can talk in all sorts of scenarios such as the library, choir practises, etc.

Despite his flamboyant personality, he is a very jovial and tolerant person. He enjoys being the extroverted person of the group and voices out his qualms in a controlled manner. He is influential to the impressionable. He has a strict skincare routine in which he thoroughly enjoys as a treat to himself after a long day of talking and all of his commitments which stress him out. It’s hard being an overachiever like Agabus.
Overall, a decent person to be around. I’d give him a 7/10.

Agabus : ‘ Blah blah blah blah blah’

Choir : “ Omg Agabus! Why are you so noisy!”
Agabus : *doesn’t hear*

by ebjm2000 April 23, 2018

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

by Large_Father January 23, 2018

Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.

I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.

by ElongD69 January 31, 2018

Alabama steam engine

The sexual act of where you stick a vape in an ass and anally vapes and then farts out the vape into another persons mouth.

That kinky hipster bitch wanted to do an Alabama steam engine last night.

by Cleetus Wagner May 4, 2018

agabencio

UNDERST OR UND OR U OR THE PROTON OR THE QUARK OR THE PLANK, FEDE COMES BACK FROM VACATIONS, THERE IS A HOLE ALL BURNED UP WITH CORPSES, WE GO TO POUND, THERE IS A HUGE CACONERO OF TOMI BRANDER, WHILE I GO TO THE OFFICE I’M A TURRITO, THE WHITEBOARD EXPLODES, ARI SABAN PENEKINI, I WEAR THE MEAT JACKET, THEN I TRAVEL TO IGUAZU WITH A LOT OF RESUMES, I SACRIFICE MYSELF ON ALCATRAZ AND AGABUUUU AGABUBUUU AGABENCIO AND WHAT’S THE PRICE OF THE QUEJITO

AGABUBU AGABENCIO

by Agmandi May 25, 2018